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Goldie Showers is the bassist, probist, and implantist of the Pornhuskers. Since arriving from the province of Taintherpuss on the planet Heranus (in native tongue *skgld!!krsshtt), he has developed a weakness for human-made beverages of the alcoholic sort, and is also quite fond of mother's milk.

photos by Brandon Joseph Baker



 


photo from space

Favorite Position: "From behind the cyber controls."

Favorite Music: "As far as earth musicians go, I am inclined to the sounds of Man or Astro-Man, Captured by Robots, Gary Numan, and Von Elmo."

Favorite Pornhusker Show memory:
"I generally wipe out all memories after the show to help keep from incriminating myself or others. We have a device back on Heranus that, when inserted into the rectal column, all significant memories of instances are erased. By way of a neural simulation stimulator, particulars such as chord structures, telephone numbers, names, etc. are kept intact. I have tons of names and phone numbers tucked away in my bass case, but I have no recollection of the faces to create a rating system. So I resort to 'first come, first serve'. Something I've learned from your glorious fast food business here on Earth. So get in line if you want a piece of this alien's meat sac!"

 

 

 

 

 


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