King Punk Rock Salami is the mouth, tongue, and throat in front of the Pornhuskers. His flaming erection is the bane of conservative fundamentalists everywhere.

photos by Brandon Joseph Baker

Favorite Position -
"Sixty-Nine, the year of the Cock."

Favorite Drink -
"Absolut on the Rocks w/ a twist."

Favorite Music -
"K-tel Classics."

Favorite Pornhusker memory -
"Father Pat O'Phile accidentally dripping some man juice on Mack Daddy Fingers at the end of a circle jerk contest in the back of the van on the way to Omaha!"