Pat O'Phile is the Holy Father of the Guitar. He's the one responsible for all those bibles in seedy hotel rooms. Too bad he can't be so responsible with his boner.

photos by Brandon Joseph Baker

Favorite Position -"Kneeling."

Favorite Drink -
"Guiness and Jamison chaser."

Favorite Music -
"Benedictine Chants."

Favorite Pornhusker memory -
"Gothic vampyre girls at the last show licking and fingering each other at the after party presented by our good friends Vibrolux."